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5.25.2001 FARK.com has become big on my list of places to surf and space out with ... the weirdest news anywhere ...
posted by creon
5.23.2001 Bush Gag Photo Gallery: Priceless
I've been reading way too much about the Skull & Bones society at Yale, and the Bushes connection to the rest of the military-industrial complex. What really scares me is that both George Bushes went to my high school, and have returned to speak during their presidencies ... my high school breeds these cock-suckers. Correction: my high school lets them breed themselves: "Skull and Bones -- the Russell Trust Association -- was first established among the class graduating from Yale in 1833. Its founder was William Huntington Russell of Middletown, Connecticut. The Russell family was the master of incalculable wealth derived from the largest U.S. criminal organization of the nineteenth century: Russell and Company, the great opium syndicate." posted by creon
5.21.2001 posted by creon
5.20.2001 I know Takeshi Kaga isn't the Ernest Borgnine of Japan, but did they have to get William "Mother Fucking" Shatner to take his part in America? Was Donald Sutherland not available?
posted by rhino
5.19.2001 Janet Reno May Run for Florida Governor vs. Jeb Bush!
Why is politics feeling like Celebrity Deathmatch lately? Reno vs. Elian the Cuban Boy, John Ashcroft vs. A Dead Guy, Gore vs. Bush & The Illuminati ... posted by creon
5.18.2001 Catch the Sperm 3D!
"You see, you're actually a miniature warrior with a condom gun, stationed in the vagina of some unsuspecting, sexually active woman. At least, I think that's how the story goes - I'm kinda improvising here." posted by creon
5.17.2001 XML.Gov Huh?!?!
posted by creon
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5.15.2001 posted by creon
The J-Lo Show!
featurin' her fine ass. posted by creon
RealArcade is RealNetworks' new downloadable online gaming service. The weird thing about it is, they focused on keeping demo file sizes to about the size of an MP3 file (~4-5MB), and full games to 20MB, counting on people being willing to spend that long waiting for a download, but not much longer. Pretty smart move.
Now tell me how you're going to fit Quake III into 20MB. Shitheads. Just what I need, a place to pay for playing Hearts. Unless they've got some serious tech going in the arcade player itself - which looks like an even bigger RealJukebox - they'd do better charging for MAME.
posted by creon
5.13.2001 Slashdot | 13-Year-Old Suspended For Hacking Commits Suicide
I can't believe we're this Draconian, to push a 13-year-old to suicide so he wouldn't be anally raped by Inmate #655321. All because he poked their shitty computer network. Just another reason never to go near New Jersey. posted by creon
5.11.2001 now, with javascript, you can design an orgasm.
posted by rhino
5.10.2001 there's art, and then there's art. but if you threaten to take away my sweet, sweet poison, you'd best be ready to dodge some fucking bullets.
posted by rhino
5.7.2001 Run, don't walk, to get Mozilla 0.9
Long story short, everything's a lot faster. And if you're adventurous, grab the nightly builds and see some new features (pause and resume downloads, a new 'modern' skin, etc.) going toward 0.9.1 or 1.0 posted by creon
5.4.2001 Linus Tears MS a new asshole.
There's a war on. posted by creon
5.3.2001 Bush's War on Youth: i'm not concerned with the racial implications of this policy, or the hypocrisy of a one-time-college-blow-fiend enacting it. what worries me hear is that it might reduce the number of drug-dealers in college, and they are precious rare already.
posted by rhino
5.2.2001 Microsoft creating the real-life Matrix
OK, so maybe it's not real-life, but they did pay $5 million for the exclusive video game rights for The Matrix on the XBox for the first 6 months, and any online multiplayer gaming sytem based on The Matrix I/II/III films. At least part of the contract says MS must release the game when Matrix II comes out. Otherwise we'd be stuck in the real thing before the game ever showed. posted by creon
5.1.2001 It's official ... if you have 500 users, you can turn Windows 2000 hair's gray. Poor lil' thing. I've never seen a gray-haired penguin, that's fer sure.
posted by creon
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